úterý 10. března 2009

Karel Gott kouří startky a nesnáší Pixies!

Helsinky a Tallinn od sebe dělí jen dvě hodiny plavby trajektem, přesto cítíte, že obě města rozděluje něco víc než jen zamrzlé moře a spotřeba vodky. Kdybych měl použít přirovnání, tak jsou Helsinky to samé, jako kdybyste chodili s dokonalou holkou, která ráda žehlí, pere, kouří (vás), jezdí na kole, čte Palahniuka, recituje zpaměti Baudelaira, mezi její nejoblíbenější kapely patří Joy Division a Pixies a z hlavy jí rostou dlouhé blonďaté vlasy, jež lemují sytě modré oči.

Oproti ní Tallinn - ta kočka od vedle, co si ujíždí na Karlu Gottovi, nejraději čte vánoční recepty, kouří jen startky a za vrchol poezie považuje texty Richarda Krajča. Oči má zakalené jako dvě láhve vodky a ústa jako vysekanou díru v zamrzlém jezeře.

Když vedle sebe postavíte Helsinky a Tallinn a máte obě varlata pohromadě, sáhnete jasně po Tallinnu. Ne proto, že vás rajcuje představa, jak své drahé vysvětlujete, že Michal Viewegh opravdu nenapsal Psohlavce, ale proto, že tahle holka je tak ujetá, že vám to vlastně připadá normální.

Nejpalčivějším rozdílem mezi Finskem a Estonskem bylo, že v Heslinkách se mi nepodařilo za celou dobu najít žádný sexshop. Objevil jsem kostel vysekaný ve skále, zasněženou pláž, na kterou se šlo přes pravoslavný hřbitov, a metalový klub, ale po obchodu s "turistickými suvenýry" ani vidu. Takže na finské lolitky na VHS můžete zapomenout.

Oproti tomu Tallinn se honosí krásným historickým centrem, které obepínají středověké hradby a nonstop otevřený dvoupatrový dům s podmanivě blikajícím neonem SexShop. Srdce a další orgány našince okamžitě zjihnou při pohledu na ten skvost. Najednou začnete cítit, že ta divná holka od vedle je vlastně docela fajn. A kdyby si ještě odbarvila vlasy na blond...

26 komentářů:

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Hele.. ja bych se odbarvovat nemusela *mrk*

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tyjo, a na co ty ten sexshop tam potřebuješ?

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-chci říct vhs už se nepoužívaj, všechno se stahuje z netu, ženu máš doma, já tam nejsem, takže utrum, ne?

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sexshop je turistická atrakce, podle sexshopu poznáš kulturu národa. to vás na gymplu neučej?

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nás gympl je oldschoolovej, to ještě sexshopy nebyly,o(

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