úterý 30. června 2009

Realita smrdí od hlavy jako Ilona Csáková

Žít v iluzi znamená mít na očích brýle z růžové barvy.
Barvy, kterou milují blondýny a malinkaté princezny.
Barvy, o které zpívá Ilona Csáková.
Barvy, která sluší všem panterům.
Barvy, podle které si jedna přitroublá americká zpěvačka dala umělecké jméno.
Barvy, podle které Floydi postavili Zeď.

A tyto krásné brýle z umělé hmoty mi včera v hospodě sundali hned dva kamarádi. Když jsem začal zaníceně mluvit o tom, jak jsem si pořídil nové klávesy, na které neumím ani notu, ale že mám hroznou chuť se naučit všechny ty klíče od bas a houslí, áčka, béčka, céčka, a protože nejsem žádné déčko i éčka, tak se kamarádka, mimochodem hru v klavír vyučující, natěšeně zaptala, jakou značku jsem si pořídil.

"Casia," říkám.
Zasmála se a řekla, že to je dobrej vtip, ale že jí to fakt zajímá, co jsem si koupil.
"Vždyť ti to říkám, Casia."
Bledla.
Bledla.
Bledla.
Bledla až byla bílá jako kokain z Darmstadtu.
Následovala litanie slov, nadávek, urážek, ponížení, fyzického i morálního násilí, až jsem se málem rozbrečel. Nakonec se mi omluvila s tím, že si vlastně můžu kdykoliv koupit nové, kvalitnější.
"Ale já je chci mít až do konce života a pak je odkázat své početné rodině."
Bledla.
Bledla.
Bledla.

To samé se opakovalo s tenisovou raketou, kdy se mi zase vysmál ten druhej. Místo blednutí rudl vzteky.

Když jsem pak platil pivo, slyšel jsem, jak vrchní šlape po střepech. Vydávaly řezavé zvuky a hospoda celá zbledla do šedých barev. Podíval jsem se pod stůl a viděl tam svoje krásné růžové brýle. Brýle, kterými jsem postavil The Wall, ale nakonec jsem skončil jako ten růžovej panter. Bylo mi to prostě už všechno ukradený.

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